Biggest lies in our society?

• You’ll feel pressure but no pain.
• Turn right; you can’t miss it.
• I never inhaled.
• I can get all this stuff to Ouagadougou.

It began like this. . . and that was over a week ago.  It’s embarrassing, but it began like this (there were extenuating circumstances, really):











Then it got better:











Then it got worse – a whole lot worse:











And there it sat . . . for days. And still it sits.

Did I fail to mention that this room is only 5x5x5? That implies that objects are smaller than they appear, right? Is there a word of truth in this paragraph?

The check's in the mail . . . and a flat-iron is a necessary tool. Where's the BugHut™ and the new hammock? Exactly what will stay home? There aren't really two boxes to be shipped . . . are there? We can only speculate.